MASSIVE Sqwertz

This is the third Massive Sqwertz jokes I ever wrote. The first joke, of course, was the top-level premise of a “giant Smurf.” This strange notion squeezed my giggle gland hard. Among the Smurfs he’d be a pariah and a misfit just for being “normal.” Still – such a Smurf, I thought, could be used by the Smurfs to infiltrate human society by posing as a human child. What sort of problems would such a Smurf have? Well, the obvious language difficulty.

Voila.

The second joke I ever wrote? It has to do with a Sqwertz dinner party and, I think, it is utterly uproarious. It doesn’t really fit into the episode 1 story line but I’m sure you’ll see it someday.