MASSIVE Sqwertz

Let’s do get back to Sqwertz, shall we?

It’s been a whirlwind month of school and work and script writing and wife-keeping in my new home, the city of Los Angeles. I let this little beauty get away from me but now I’m back on the Sqwertz and ready to negotiate a settlement with you, my faithful, patient readership.

ONCE A WEEK. EVERY WEEK.
(Until installment 50, the conclusion of this the pilot episode of MASSIVE SQWERTZ. One update a week is a bitter compromise – but a manageable commitment.)

BY 9 AM LOS ANGELES TIME.
(6 AM was more of a “New York” posting kind of deadline, don’t you agree? California is SO much more relaxed.)

PLUS ONE ADDITIONAL THING!
(To make up for my tardiness.)

I’m not sure exactly what the bonus thing is, but it’ll be worth a month of missed MASSIVE SQWERTZ updates – an approximate $50,000 cash value.

Shall we continue? Lets do!