MASSIVE Sqwertz : These Commercial Messages…

These Commercial Messages…

I see you looking at the artful and unique Massive Sqwertz weekly commercial messages. You’ve got very good taste, sir.

Or is it mademoiselle?

If it seems like I’m flirting (forgive me) it’s only because you’re exceptionally well-formed for a person your gender. I’m not just flattering.

I can see by your eyes that you’re probably wondering…

“How much does it cost to commission my own commercial message?”

Straight to business. One of the things I like about you. In answer to your question, how about only…

Holy Sqwertz! This is literally the cheapest it will ever be!

The cost of a commercial message on Massive Sqwertz is determined by the number of weekly readers – a number that will continue to grow (in $5 increments) for the lifespan of the comic – even while your investment remains locked at this low low price. Support the comic early and often to maximize your investment.

“Why is this an exceptionally good deal?”

1) You’re commissioning original artwork - and it’s yours to keep.

Chose between two common ad sizes smartphone full-screen (480×320) OR Google AdSense Large Rectangle (336×280)) and reuse the commercial message in any fashion you see fit on into perpetuity. It’s vector – which means you can stretch it to any size. You could post it on your website as downloadable clip-art. And after my death you can even sell it as original, limited-edition Brett Jackson artwork. Sure, you may be closet foot-fetishist (granted) but whatever else you are – you’re also a bonafide patron of the arts.

2) You pay once, but your commercial runs forever.

For the entire online life of the comic. Massive Sqwertz is a story formatted comic which means that enthusiastic new readers will want to start from the beginning. When they do they’ll see your commercial as fresh and clickable as the week it was originally posted. The value of your commercial continues to grow with every new reader.

“So, how do I commission a commercial message?”

There’s only 3 steps and here they are…

Step 1:

Fill in the fields of this very brief questionnaire…

Step 2:

Pay $20 via PayPal here…

Step 3:

Sit tight and wait to receive your finished ad for approval 24 hours before broadcast. Approval is a non-refundable YES or NO with creative changes available at a meager $10 per alteration.

That’s all – two clicks, a few taps, and a couple cups of coffee to pass the time.