Want MASSIVE SQWERTZ daily?
So you want Massive Sqwertz every weekday? Who wouldn’t?! I can do it if I get enough readers.
I’ll make Massive Sqwertz more often as it gets enough attention to displace other gigs. Of course Massive Sqwertz is just starting out, so this discussion is almost magically farsighted, but go with me for a second…
“30,000 readers? No problem,” you say. “Just let me check pockets on my rarely worn coats.”
Obviously even 30,000 readers seems an impossibly high number to we plucky upstarts (and any comic can only thrive on its merits) but with persistence, luck and iterative improvement all things are possible.
How you can help that happen…
(On a scale from easy to fanatical.)
- You can read the comic. (You’re doing great so far!)
- Subscribe to the comic by RSS or email or Twitter or Facebook.
- Email a favorite comic on to a friend.
- Hype a favorite comic on Facebook, Twitter, Digg, Reddit (or whatever site is newer and sexier).
- Link to the comic on your blog.
- Print out these promotional mini-comics, fold twice, and plant in public places. (Coming Soon)
- Buy one of my fine products or give them as a gift – requires money. (Coming Soon)
- Commission a custom “Commercial Message” for your produce or service – requires money.
- Steal an amulet that stops time and give it to Brett – requires magic.
In conclusion – a staggering readership is simple! If each of you Massive Sqwertz fans tell only 10,000 other people about the comic – I’d have enough readers to come to your houses and perform the comic in kabuki form. Let’s start today!
